Sunday, December 13, 2009

lyf t the job place ...... among the cars and the chasis

Shifting mindset and lifestyle from college to corporate was not much difficult for me. This was may be because the group i got in the hotel we were given by our company and also may be because i broke up with my girlfriend in the very first day of the induction program. This completely made me single and as always ready to mingle with the girls recruited in my batch. First day was a bit lazy for me as i was like one of those who were trying to make a strong impression on others so that i can live my job life enjoying with others and not staying back and becoming a fool in front of all as i was in college. In college i was like the looser who could not even get a good job. Some how i managed with this automobile company and with the high pointer like 6.57 i consider myself to be lucky to get such a reputed company. This was all because of college reputation and not my efforts, there were non. I was so relaxed when i got placed that i didn't even bother to study for the CAT exam, i was aiming for as my next goal. I was a complete ass in college and feared that i will also become the same in the workplace. I decided not to give any chance to others to make fool of me. But that was not that difficult. I just acted i was unlike in college where i tried to be so cool that i ended up as jerk.

In college no one called me with my first name. Being a maharashtrian in all certificate our last name is written first and then the other parts in the proper sequence. I never understood why these fools did so? May be because they wanted to create discrimination in the community. But that didn't work, at least i think so. So, being a maharashtrian and ending up in kerala for my further education after 10+2 level, i became renowned in college by my last name, which can be molded in different forms just to have fun and and the main function to tease me. The most annoying was the one giving by one of my best friends. He combined my last name and my then girlfriend's last name and came a very creative fusion. He was creative, i knew that, but never reliesed that he would use his creativity to gives names to his firends. He came with this awesomely awefull name when we were playing the Indian version of english cricket under the sun of may. The next time when he used his terrifying brain to call someone was also a summer day. I think sun energised his BRAIN power to think over names just like DHOOP did that to HRITIK in KOI MIL GAYA.

Well coming back to work place, we were to have the training which is supposed to boring. And when we lernt that training will be classroom for next few weeks i was terrifyngly scared to again dozz off in the class. This was in classroom training program when i was very excited to learn about automobiles for real that i found, even lectures about automobiles can be boring. I was always crazy about the auto, and being an electrical engineer i was more excited than others. But my excitement was short lived as i found that the very first lectures we were supposed to learn in the class were How to turn ourselves for fucking college students to the jerking corporates.

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